guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via dayum-africaaaa)

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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“There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.”
— Unknown  (via thatkindofwoman)

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that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

you social justice people are assholes, you know that?! If someone else has a different opinion, why do you have to attack them, because their opinion is the same? Aren’t we all entitled to our own beliefs? Shame on you all. So what if someone isn’t…

if someones ‘opinion’ is hate speech im gonna say something

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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