sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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somebocly:

seeing your friends doing stuff without you in public

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  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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cybergarbage:

debbiegallagher:

i’m done with gay boys who think their gayness allows them to be as offensive as they want

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aureat:

i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing right now but i’m pretty sure i’m not doing it

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salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

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